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The Drunk Man’s Newsletter

I’m happy to announce that we have created a newsletter for the Drunk Mans Guide that will be released every Friday. Each issue will feature the Friday 5 o’clock Cocktail, along with informative sections on mixed drinks, beer, homebrewing, reviews, and of course, our jokes and quotes.

 We will also be having some contests and product giveaways coming up, so make sure you join the newsletter so you can be aware when these things happen!

How do you sign up?

Just visit www.drunkmansguide.com and put your email address in the box on the upper right of almost every page.

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January 31, 2008 Posted by | Alcohol Jokes, Alcohol Quotes, Alcohol Reviews, beer, Cocktails, Drinking Games, Homebrewing, Liquor | , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

The Drunk Man’s Blog

I just realized that we have 10,000 pages of alcohol information on the Drunk Mans Guide, and not one quote from Norm.

We’re going to fix that right now! Following are some great lines from Norm in Cheers:

  • Coach: How are you doing, Norm?
    Norm: Cut the small talk and get me a beer.
  • Woody: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
    Norm: Pretty nervous if I was in the room.
  • Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what’s up?
    Norm: The warranty on my liver.
  • Coach: Beer, Norm?
    Norm: I heard of that stuff. Better give me a tall one in case I like it.
  • Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm?
    Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.
  • Coach: Beer, Norm?
    Norm: Does a rag doll have cloth knobs?
  • Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?
    Norm: Daddy wuvs you.
  • Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, you got room for a beer?
    Norm: Nope, but I am willing to add on.
  • Sam: What will you have, Norm?
    Norm: Well, I’m in a gambling mood, Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.
    Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.
    Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.
  • What’s doing, Norm?
    “Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig.”
  • How’s it going, Mr. Peterson?”
    “Poor.”
    I’m sorry to hear that.
    “No, I mean pour.”

Talk about Oral History!! Here’s a historical Cocktail you might like to make! It’s the 10th Anniversary of the Famous Blue Dress and Monica, and the Oval Office, and Mr. Bill. To make yourself feel better, make a Lewd Lewinski. The recipe is perfect, really, try it.

January 17, 2008 Posted by | Alcohol Jokes, Alcohol Quotes, beer, Cocktails, Liquor | , , , , , , , | Leave a comment