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Top Ten Beer Quotes:

These are all pretty good ones that I’ve collected from various spots on the Internet.

  1. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
    — Benjamin Franklin
  2. “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
    — Frank Zappa
  3. “If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
    — David Daye
  4. “Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
    — Oscar Wilde
  5. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
    — Henny Youngman
  6. “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”
    — Homer Simpson
  7. “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
    — Dave Barry
  8. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
    — Ernest Hemmingway
  9. “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”
    — Stephen Wright
  10. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
    — Frank Sinatra

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January 2, 2008 Posted by | Alcohol Quotes, beer | , , , , , , | 1 Comment