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Friday 5 o’clock Cocktail – Red Snapper

How to make a Red Snapper

1 Shot of Almond Liqueur
1 Shot of Cranberry Juice
1 Shot of Canadian Whiskey

Shake with Ice and serve in an old-fashioned glass.


January 18, 2008 Posted by | Cocktails, Liquor | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Hangover Cure

Look at this picture. Do you ever feel like this? I mean this guy is the poster child for hangovers. Don’t you wish there was something you could do about it?

Ok, dumb question.

Truth is that while there may not be a silver bullet cure, there are things you can do to lower the chances of getting a hangover, or lessen the severity of a hangover if one becomes inevitable.

That’s why we have developed a page dedicated to helping you avoid the ill effects of hangovers, and perhaps have a better time in the process.

Take a look at our Hangover Cure page.

Then, take a look at some Mixed Drink Recipes:

  • Absolut Stress
  • Detroit Red Wing
  • Red Melon
  • Cable Guide
  • January 16, 2008 Posted by | Alcohol Jokes, beer, Cocktails, Liquor | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

    Friday 5 o’clock Cocktail – Siberian Dutchman

    Snow in BaghdadI noticed that today it snowed in Baghdad for the first time since the Mesopotamians discovered incense. So, for the troops over there in Iraq, have a Siberian Dutchman to keep you warm. If you aren’t in Iraq, you can still have one, but just make sure you are facing Baghdad.

    If you are Al Gore, drink two. It’ll help “warm” you up.

    How to make a Siberian Dutchman

    1 Glass of Coffee
    1 Shot of Coffee Liqueur (Kahlua is good)
    1 Shot of Chocolate Liqueur
    1 Shot Vodka
    1 Splash Heavy Cream

    Mix ingredients, and pour over ice into highball glass.

    There are thousands more mixed drinks and cocktails at the DrunkMansGuide.com!

    January 11, 2008 Posted by | Cocktails, Liquor | , , , , | Leave a comment

    Friday 5 o’clock Cocktail – Drunk Monkey

    Today marks the end of the first work week in 2008. Why not have a Drunk Monkey?

    How to make a Drunk Monkey

    1 1/2 oz Cranberry Juice
    1 1/2 oz Pineapple Juice
    1 oz Triple Sec
    1 oz Melon Liqueur
    1 oz Banana Liqueur

    Stir Ingredients together in a Highball Glass and serve.

    Over 9,000 Cocktails and Mixed Drink Recipes at www.DrunkMansGuide.com!

    January 4, 2008 Posted by | Cocktails, Liquor | , , , , | Leave a comment

    Friday 5 o’clock Cocktail – Holiday Hangover

    Today is New Year’s Eve’s Eve’s Eve’s Eve (or New Year’s Eve4); which is good enough reason to have a drink.

    How to make a Holiday Hangover

    4 oz Rum (Light)
    5 oz Soda (Lemon-Lime)

    Stir Ingredients together and garnish with a candy cane. Serve it in a Highball Glass.

    You can get more New Year’s Drink Recipes at www.drunkmansguide.com

    December 28, 2007 Posted by | Cocktails, Liquor | , , , , , | Leave a comment

    Friday 5 o’clock Cocktail – Shellshock

    I know it doesn’t sound very Christmas(y), but today’s cocktail of the day is Shellshock. Basically this is like a scorching hot Bloody Mary that is made with beer instead of Vodka. Or, if you want to be a real drunk, you can modify it to include Beer AND Vodka. So it’s great at breakfast, before work, under a bridge, basically anywhere – anytime.

    There is no celery in this – celery is for pussies who have extra money for vegetation. No, with this drink, all you need is half a beer (it can even be flat beer), some Clamato Juice, Lemon Juice, Tobasco Sauce, and some Cayenne Pepper.

    Also, just like a Bloody Mary, this can help knock the wind out of a hangover. I know, I just tried it.

    One alteration I would suggest. Some hot sauces are hotter than others. For me, putting an entire ounce of Tabasco Sauce in this thing is way too much. One quarter to one half an ounce is plenty. As they say, you can always add more.

    How to make a Shellshock:

    6 oz Clamato Juice (you can substitute Tomato Juice or V8 if that’s what you have)
    6 oz Beer (a light lager like a Pilsner would be best, but use what you have)
    1 oz Hot Sauce (Probably 1/2 oz is better)
    1 dash Lemon Juice
    1 pinch Cayenne Pepper
    1 pinch Salt

    Pour clamato juice over salt, pepper and lemon. Then add beer. Stir slowly with a spoon to mix the hotness with the beer, but don’t make the drink fizz too much. Serve in a Pilsner glass.

    Remember, you can search thousands of mixed drink recipes at the DrunkMansGuide.com!

    December 14, 2007 Posted by | beer, Cocktails, Liquor | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

    Friday 5 o’clock Cocktail – Christmas Cheer

    Today is a day for some shots. Since we’re in the season to be Jolly, how about joining Santa for a shot of Christmas Cheer that will keep us warm and fuzzy.

    How to make a Christmas Cheer:

    1/2 shot Eggnog
    1/2 shot Peppermint Schnapps

    Stir the ingredients together in a glass and pour it into a shot glass. This is a shooter, so no sipping!

    December 10, 2007 Posted by | Cocktails, Liquor | , , , , | Leave a comment

    Friday 5 o’clock Cocktail for November 30, 2007

    It’s cold and snowing here in Colorado today, so we need to have warm drinks. Today’s Friday 5 o’clock Cocktail is The Colombian made with Cognac, Coffee Liqueur, and Almond Liqueur.

    How to make The Columbian:

    1/3 oz Coffee Liqueur (Kahlua if you have it)
    1/3 oz Cognac
    1/3 oz Almond Liqueur (Amaretto is always nice)

    Pour it in a glass and swallow it. Repeat as necessary.

    November 30, 2007 Posted by | Cocktails, Liquor | , , , , , | Leave a comment