Top Ten Beer Quotes:

These are all pretty good ones that I’ve collected from various spots on the Internet.

1. “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
   — Benjamin Franklin
2. “You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.”
   — Frank Zappa
3. “If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
   — David Daye
4. “Work is the curse of the drinking class.”
   — Oscar Wilde
5. “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
   — Henny Youngman
6. “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.”
   — Homer Simpson
7. “Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.”
   — Dave Barry
8. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
   — Ernest Hemmingway
9. “24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?”
   — Stephen Wright
10. “I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
    — Frank Sinatra

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