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Top 10 Ways You Know You’re a Drunk

10. Your donated blood is only given to recipients over the age of 21
9. You’ve ever stepped on your own fingers
8. Your birthday is a holiday in Ireland
7. You start your mornings by picking up the phone, hitting the redial button, and apologizing to whoever answers
6. Your cab driver is making a nice second income off of the cell phones, lighters, and other shit that falls out of your pockets
5. You drank so much last night you dissolved a urinal cake all by yourself
4. You know how to say, “Where are my pants” in at least 4 languages.
3. You can see your own breath in July
2. You install shag carpet because it’s easy to hang on to
1. Your idea of “sobering up” is to switch to beer


November 5, 2007 - Posted by | Alcohol Jokes, beer, Cocktails, Liquor | , ,

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